Youtube hates this kid!  This uber-leet haxxor wants to make your dreams of viral success (seem) to come true.  Watch his video to learn the one weird trick that will cause your youtube view counts to (briefly) skyrocket!

Ok, that was obviously one of the dumbest things I’ve ever posted.  But for some reason it just cracked me up the first time I saw it.  To be totally honest, this is exactly the kind of cool “hacking” tutorial I would have posted if youtube existed when I was 11.  (Except even at age 11 I would have known to shoot it horizontally)  This tip may be pointless and goofy but I bet you’re thinking about trying it for yourself.  I’m not ashamed to admit that I already did.  Here’s a screenshot of some random video I took at an amusement park last year…

Can you believe that shizz!?  I hit the 17 Billion views mark!  Yeah obviously this is completely phony but for one brief moment I got to know what it would feel like to be 10 times more popular than Lady Gaga and Charlie the finger-biter combined!

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