Yo, suck on these!

I try and follow what goes on over on Poptent.net pretty closely and over the last few months I’ve noticed an odd trend developing.  It seems like more and more companies are running video “assignments” on Poptent that are sort of like the first phase of a larger video contest.  The brand’s judges review all the Poptent submissions they receive and then they select several finalists.  These finalists each get paid a few thousand dollars so the brand can post their videos on their websites or facebook pages for a few weeks.  Once the finalist videos are posted, fans of the sponsor are invited to vote on their favorite “consumer made” ads and the video that gets the most votes wins a big, fat cash prize.  So basically, companies are using Poptent so they can have their cake and eat it too.  Since there is so much talent over on Poptent the brand is almost sure to get a ton of high-quality videos to choose from.  (Bonus: they also don’t need to worry about non-winners posting their embarrassing, low-quality or offensive videos elsewhere on the web.)  And then when they run the second phase of the contest they also get the social media exposure that comes with running an online vote.  When all is said and done, the brand gets high-quality content, the are technically no “losers” so the fans don’t feel like the sponsor wasted their time, the sponsor’s website or facebook page gets tons of traffic and the directors that made the finals get at least a little cash for their trouble.

So it’s an interesting contest model.  But it really only works if all phases of the contest are run well.  The people at poptent obviously know what they’re doing so Phase One is guaranteed to run pretty smoothly.  But these types of contest can easily crash and burn once the brand takes over and launches the contest phase.  Case in point: Jolly Rancher’s Crunch ‘N Chew video contest.  Late last year Hershey’s ran a Poptent video assignment for their new product, Crunch ‘N Chew Jolly Ranchers.  In total they recived 189 videos which is a hell of a lot of submissions for a Poptent contest.  On Monday the company announced that they had picked three finalists and each winning filmmaker would be getting $2,500.  Then all three videos were posted on Jolly Rancher’s website for a month-long public vote.  After 30 days, the video with the most votes will be purchased by Hershey’s for $7.500.  And the winning filmmaker will be paid an additional $10,000 so they can produce two sequels to their first video. Hershey’s built a beautiful and simple webpage for the contest.  You can see it and all three of the finalist videos by clicking on this image:

Click to check out the actual site

As you can see, one video has already managed to get over 3,000 votes in about 4 days!  (Note: I’m writing this on Thursday night and the voting began on Monday morning.)  The website says you can “vote once a day” but 3,245 votes in 4 days still equals 811 votes a day!  That’s insane.  Unless you’re an Internet superstar, you’re not going to be able to pull down numbers like that.  So where are all those votes coming from?  Well, I did a little test and if you want to vote multiple times in this contest all you have to do is clear your web browser’s history and refresh the page.  Yep, it’s that easy.  You can vote an infinite number of times that way.

So I’m going to guess that most of Video #2′s votes came from the same computer.  Last night at 12:45AM I took a screenshot of the contest site and video #2 had 2,258 votes.  Nine hours later I checked the site again and video #2 was up to 3,022 votes.  So that video gained 764 votes overnight.  Right now it is 9PM on thursday night.  Since 10AM video #2 has only gained 223 votes.  How does a video get 764 votes in the middle of the night but only 223 votes during the day?  The only answer that makes any sense is that somebody stayed up all night voting for the same video over and over.

So these guys are cheaters and they should be disqualified immediately….right?  Wrong.  As far as I’m concerned anyone who casts multiple votes in this contest isn’t doing a damn thing wrong.  If you cheat in a contest you should get disqualified.  But “cheating” is BREAKING THE RULES.  And guess what?

The Jolly Ranchers video contest has no rules.

Seriously.  I’m not trying to be hyperbolic.  There are literally no rules for this contest.  The finalists have received no instructions from the sponsor and there are no rules on the contest site.  And if there are no rules, how can you possibly cheat???  The website says that “You can vote once per day through February 15th!”  But a single, random sentence isn’t legally binding.  And the site certainly doesn’t say you “may not vote more than once per day.”  How are contestants supposed to know what is ok and what isn’t if the sponsor doesn’t bother to tell them?  If Hershey’s REALLY didn’t want people to vote more than once a day, why did they make it so easy to vote over and over?

So frankly, you can’t blame the repeat voters.  The blame here belongs to whoever set up the voting phase of this contest.  I’m simply amazed that someone built that site without realizing people could easily vote for themselves as many times as they wanted.  I mean for Christsakes, $17,500 is at stake.  It’s just human nature to want to do everything you can to win a prize like that.  In fact, I don’t believe that no one realized this would happen.  I’m going to guess that the poor web designer or IT guy who set up the contest site probably tried in vain to explain to the marketing folks running this project that it was going to devolve into a pointless vote-a-thon.  I’ve been a tech and I spent years working with people in marketing.  They seem to just have a biological aversion to hearing about technical problems.  They pretty much just plug their ears and don’t want to acknowledge that something could go wrong.  And if they have to choose between fixing an important technical issue or preserving their vision well…their vision wins out every time.  So some marking person somewhere probably got the idea in their head that voting in this contest should be as simple as possible.  And the vision of a one-click vote wound up trumping common sense.

But as I said, the voting period in this contest lasts until February 15th.  That’s a long ways away.  Hershey’s still has plenty of time to fix this.  Because there are no rules the sponsor has no grounds to disqualify anyone.  And really, they don’t even have cause to throw out any of the votes.  But what they can do is post some freaking RULES.  Then if people get caught breaking those rules the company will have grounds to disqualify them.  But really, I think the smart thing to do at this point is just cancel the vote and pick a winner.  And maybe they can give the non-winners a little extra cash to compensate for what they’ve had to go through this week.  Seriously, this is one of the biggest video contest debacles I’ve ever seen and I would be freaking out if I had to endure a month-long, phony voting process. Right now this is a voting contest, not a video contest and that just sucks.

THURSDAY NIGHT UPDATE:  I was going to wait until Friday morning to post this but I’ll publish it now.  It’s now a little after 12:45AM and Video #2 is now up to 3734 votes.  That means that video received 1,476 votes in the span of 24 hours.  And 480 votes came in between the hours of 9PM and 1AM tonight.  That’s twice the number of votes that video got all day on Thursday.  Again, it’s not really possible to cheat in a contest where there are no rules but someone does seem to be voting for one of the entries over and over.  So I guess we’ll just have to wait and see if anyone at Hershey’s cares enough to do anything about this.

MONDAY AFTERNOON UPDATE:  Unfortunately, Hershey’s hasn’t done a thing to try and stop this out of control contest.  In fact, they have let things get much, much worse.  Video #2 is now up to 10,134 votes.  That means they got about 6,000 votes in 4 days.  But now, the team who created Video #1 have also apparently decided to try and win this contest.  Yesterday Video #1 had about 1,000 votes.  Today they have 4,000 votes!  As I keep saying, this contest has no rules so none of this can count as cheating.  But I have to ask, what the hell does Hersey gain from running a joke of a contest like this?

TUESDAY MORNING UPDATE:  Someone who called himself “Jolly Fan” left a comment accusing me of being the creator of the video that has the least number of votes in this contest.  Just for the record, I am not.  I didn’t even enter the Jolly Rancher assignment.  Click the comments button to see “Jolly Fan’s” very un-friendly message.  If you read between the lines it seems pretty obvious that Jolly Fan is actually the creator of Video #2.

Woozol: Will pay you in pennies

The Penny Auction site Woozol.com is launching in October and because there are already like 50 Penny Auction sites on the web, the Woozol team apparently decided they better make a TV commercial.  But it turns out, making a TV commercial is really expensive!  So Woozol decided to “crowdsource” their commercial and let the aspiring ad makers out their handle the job. A lot of companies are doing that these days and I think that’s awesome.  But what’s not awesome is when a company like Woozol tries to take advantage of the people who enter their contest.  Woozol decided that a fair price for a crowdsourced commercial that was guaranteed to air on national TV is $1,000.

And if that minuscule prize wasn’t insulting enough, Woozol decided the best way to pick their first TV commercial was through a public vote.  And it was the worst kind of public vote too; it was run on facebook and people could vote every day.  That means that quality would have zero impact on deciding the winners.  Basically, Woozol ran a voting-contest, not a video contest.

So the company decided that a little extra social media exposure meant more to them then a quality commercial.  And can you guess what happened?  The contest was a complete and utter disaster.  They got so few entries that they had to extend the deadline.  And in the end, the entries they did receive were pretty much terrible.  None of them were TV-quality to say the least.  But the “public’ has spoken and here is the ad winning ad that Woozol promised they would air on TV:

Woozol.com’s First Place Winner.  Prize:  $1,000 plus national airplay:



Ha!  That “TV commercial” was only 19 seconds long!  How did it even get accepted into the contest?  There is simply no way Woozol can run that on TV.  But national airplay was part of the guaranteed prize. This is from Woozol’s Facebook page:

New Website *Woozol.com* starts a $1,000 Video Contest to find a fantastic *TV Commercial.* Get your friends to vote because the one with the most votes wins the grand prize: *$1,000 and their commercial broadcast on national television!* Voting will begin on August 29th and run through September 9th, so be sure to get your submission in on time and tell your friends!

So it looks like the company is stuck airing that video. In fact, a rep from Woozol said that was one reason the cash prize was so low. They felt that the exposure was the most valuable part of the prize. So is Woozol really going to run a 19 second TV commercial or are they going to break their promise to air the winning video?

That question might be moot because surprise, surprise….it looks like there was probably a massive amount of cheating going on during the voting phase.  Other disgruntled contestants have been leaving comments on Woozol’s facebook page saying that they suspected the winners cheated.  Here’s what one contestant had to say:

Taras M:  This contest was so rigged! I am reading some of the comments on the 2nd Prize Video Winner. And somebody said they voted for him 80 times using an I.P. changer. This should not be allowed and he should be eliminated. I am also kind of surprised all three videos were very simple Windows Movie Maker type videos that takes 20 minutes to make. None of the hard working videos even got a spot.  I am not trying to claim a spot or anything, I just want to give my 2 cents and let you know that 2/3 Winners chosen used an internet source to amp up votes. I just think this is a very unfair advantage.

So maybe Woozol will be able to weasel out of their obligations by voiding the contest becuase of cheating.  And by the way, as that commenter points out, there was a 2nd and 3rd place in this contest.  Second prize was $500 and Third prize was $250.  Just for the heck of it, Here’s the video that won 2nd place:

Woozol.com’s Second Place Winner.  Prize:  $500:



Was that epic or what?  I think this entire story can be summed up in one line; YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR.

So all’s well that ends well, right?  Not exactly.  Last week, before the winners were announced I got some angry comments from someone who claimed to be one of the winners in this contest.  She told me the checks had been cashed and that I was just being “pissy” and a sore loser because I didn’t win.  Of course, I didn’t actually enter this contest so I had no stake in the outcome.  I was just reporting some Video Contest News.

When the results were announced, Jackson Hewitt posted a photo of the winners receiving their checks.  I wanted to see if the name on one of the checks matched the person who sent me the angry comment.  It did, but when I zoomed in, I noticed something else:

The winners got their giant checks on May 20th.  That was 9 whole days before I did my post saying Jackson Hewitt had failed to pick a winner in this contest!  Man do I feel like a jerk!

But wait a minute…to get all those people together for the photo I bet the winners were notified sometime in mid-May. So why the heck did Jackson Hewitt keep the news secret for a whole month?  By delaying the announcement, Jackson Hewitt let the 19 other finalists think they still had a shot at winning for about 5 weeks!  That sucks, man!  Why did they let those people hold out hope for so long?  And when Jackson Hewitt announced they would reveal the winner on June 9th, they already knew who won.  So why did they have to wait until June 9th to make the announcement?

If I hadn’t done a post about it, I don’t think they ever would have announced that a winner had been chosen.  The only explanation I can think of is that Jackson Hewitt was trying to keep the results quiet because of their bankruptcy.  The winners recived their check on May 20th and on May 23rd Jackson Hewitt filed for Chapter 11 protection.  I guess you can’t announce both of those pieces of news on the same day.   Someone at the company must have realized that the people they owed money to might get upset if they discovered JH had enough cash to pay out contest prizes but not enough to pay their rent.  So that’s probably why they put off announcing the winner until June 9th.  They had to wait for some of the sting of the bankruptcy announcement to wear off.  I guess that’s understandable but the whole thing was handled pretty badly.  If you’re holding a video contest you should at least have the decency to tell the non-winners that a winner has been picked so they can get on with their lives.  But from what I’ve been told, Jackson Hewitt has still not bothered to let the other finalists know the contest is over!  I guess JH is just assuming they’ll find out the bad news next time they check the contest page for updates.  And that’s a really uncool move.  I’m sure things are pretty crazy over at Jackson Hewitt’s HQ these days but that’s no excuse not to treat their contestants with the respect they deserve.

UPDATE: A very astute reader suggested an explanation that should have been obvious to me; What if Jackson Hewitt just back-dated the giant check to 3 days before the company went bankrupt?  It just seems far-fetched that they’d pick a winner in early May and then wait a month before announcing the results.  The company declared bankruptcy on May 23rd and the checks say May 20th on them.  I just checked and may 23rd was a monday.  So those checks were dated to the last business day before JH went bankrupt.

It’s not 100% clear why the media thought these ads were bound for the Super Bowl.  But it seems like the rumor started after the videos were posted on The Advocate’s website.  Here’s a bit of the story they ran last monday:

DORITOS GOING GAY FOR THE SUPER BOWL?

By Advocate Editors

A bag of Doritos brings two nearly naked men in a sauna closer together in one of two gay-themed ads the company may air during the Super Bowl.

You can read the rest of the short article here.  The author goes on to say that “It has yet to be confirmed whether these two ads will run.” Remember back in the old days of like, 10 years ago when reporters actually had to have confirmation that a story was true before their editor would sign off on it?  If the author of this piece didn’t have all the facts, why not make a call or two before hitting the “Publish” button?  Or if they didn’t have 10 minutes to waste on the phone, why didn’t the try googling the phrase “Dortios 2011 Super Bowl commercials?”  After all the “I’m Feeling Lucky” result is www.crashthesuperbowl.com and the first thing you see when you follow that link is Pepsi and Doritos’ official list of the 10 ads that might actually air on Super Sunday.

So is lazy reporting really this common in the world of online media?  It seems to be because rather than try and find out if this story was accurate, other reporters and bloggers jumped on it right away.  Here’s how Entertainment Weekly’s website covered the story.

DORITOS MAY AIR GAY-THEMED ADS FOR THE SUPER BOWL. CONTROVERSY AWAITS.

You know, it’s been too long — seven years, to be exact — since we’ve had some sexy controversy at the Super Bowl. But it looks like we’re headed that way again this year: According to the Advocate, Doritos plans to air two gay-themed ads during the biggest television event of the year. In one spot (both are embedded after the jump), a man licks his lips watching his supposedly gay neighbors eat Doritos; in the other, a man appears to be reaching for another’s nether regions in a sauna, before it’s revealed that he’s actually reaching for a bag of chips placed in an inconvenient location. It’s not clear whether or not these ads will really run during the big game — Frito-Lay, the PepsiCo division that manufactures Doritos, has yet to respond to EW’s request for comment.

The full article is here. This story was posted to EW’s website at 7Pm last monday; just a few hours after The Advocate’s post went up.  So I gotta wonder, how long did the author wait for Doritos to respond to her request for a comment?  Did the article really have to go up IMMEDIATELY?  What’s really weird is that the EW writer actually goes on to mention Doritos’ problem with the communion-themed ad “Feed Your Flock.”  How could she be aware of that controversy and not realize that maybe these two ads were also non-winning Crash the Super Bowl entries?

While looking into this false story and the “Feed Your Flock” controversy I learned a lot about how a story mutates as it jumps from one media outlet to another.  Sure, The Advocate and Entertainment Weekly and Gawker all mention that there is no confirmation that “The Sauna” and “Told You So” were for sure going to air during the big game.  But later stories I’ve seen dropped that disclaimer and state rumors as fact.  (sample #1, sample #2, sample #3 to cite just a few)  I have to think it’s because the authors of the second round of stories must have thought “Hey, Gakwer and EW and The Advocate are famous so they wouldn’t publish something that wasn’t true so there’s no need for me to take 5 minutes and do a google search to confirm this info!”

The truth then really starts to take a beating when people start tweeting the story and posting it to their facebook pages because all they do is post a link to the videos and say something like this…

viewsofbrandon:The Super Bowl going gay, thanks to a few commercial choice by Doritos! Check both out here! http://ow.ly/1s0cq7 & http://ow.ly/1s0cpQ

KINGBEAN14 BEAN: Doritos got some gay ass super bowl commercials coming out

JamesPLCross: Gay-Themed Super Bowl Ads! For Doritos: wp.me/pIfvI-yE mmm, you like that?

WiLD941: Bring on the complaint calls! DORITOS is planning to run two GAY-themed ads during the Super Bowl!

Those are just a few of the countless tweets I found related to this story. As you can see, when you’re limited to just 140 characters, there’s no room for disclaimers or warnings that the info hasn’t been verified.  But once the story hit the tweet-o-sphere, the two fake super bowl ads went viral.  Both “The Sauna” and “Told You So” have view counts of over 550,000 EACH.

And maybe those massive view counts are the reason this whole thing happened.  To be fair to The Advocate and the other sites that first covered this story, it seems like someone actually went out of their way to make it seem like “The Sauna” and “Told You So” were Doritos’ official 2011 Super Bowl.  Sixty-five of this year’s 5,600 Crash the Super Bowl entries, including the two ads in question, were posted to a youtube channel called 2011DoritoCommercial.  The channel is (badly) dressed up to make it appear to be an official, Fritolay-run youtube channel.  And all the videos uploaded by 2011DoritoCommercial have names like “Told You So – 2011 Doritos Superbowl Commercial Ad.“  Obviously, Doritos isn’t going to be airing 65 commercials on Super Bowl Sunday but if you were forwarded a link to one specific video and if you didn’t look at the channel page, I can see how you could be fooled into thinking the ad you were watching was somehow sanctioned by Fritolay.

So who created this misleading youtube channel and why?  Doritos is apparently looking into that mystery right now.  GLAAD’s website actually bothered to contact Doritos before running a story about the gay-themed ads.  They got a response from Frito-Lay Director of Public Relations Chris Kuechenmeister right away.  So they set the record straight just a day after the “controversy” began.  (You can read the article here.)  Here’s a few snips:

The company behind Doritos says it is not promoting a pair of consumer-created gay-themed ads, and is looking into whether it can have removed from an unofficial YouTube page.

[Kuechenmeister] said that the contest’s judges sought to “identify spots that were appropriate for everyone” and “observe a level of respect for everybody.”  Even though the spots do not appear on the contest’s official YouTube page and the company has no direct ability to remove them, Kuechenmeister said he would be raising the issue with the company’s legal team.

I bet Fritolay has a pretty good shot at getting the 2011Doritocommercial channel pulled from youtube.  For one thing, the channel owners are using pepsi max and doritos images and that confuses viewers about the legitimacy of the page.  But on top of that, a few days ago the idiots running 2011Doritocommercial also uploaded copies of all of the REAL 2011 Crash the Super Bowl finalists to their channel. Not only is that a violation of youtube’s Terms of Service, now it REALLY looks like the page is associated with Fritolay.

One final note…while looking into this story I noticed a few comments that pointed out that “The Sauna” seems to be a blatant rip-off of this Swedish Newspaper ad.  As you can see, it aired in the US on one of those “Most Outrageous TV Moments!” shows.

And wow…I guess the makers of “The Sauna” weren’t the only ones who saw that show.  Here’s another 2011 CTSB entry with the exact same plot.  It’s even called “The Sauna.“  So two teams of filmmakers seem to have copied the same commercial!  I guess they thought they were being slick by ripping off an ad that aired in Sweden.  Feh.  Let this entire post be a warning to you about the evils of lazy writing and recycling other people’s ideas.  Maybe you can get away with it but it’s a lot more likely that you’ll get caught and wind up looking like an asshole.

Fox news makes me want to puke.  Seriously, there must be some really despicable people running that network.  They seem to have one goal over there which is to stir up as much shit as possible.  They work long and hard to create as many divisions in this world as they can and sometimes the on-air personalities almost seem to delight in the act of turning something stupid and small into a BIG, FUCKING DEAL.

Apparently Fox’s latest phony B.F.D is a lowly video contest entry.  Remember a few weeks back I mentioned a Crash the Super Bowl submission called “Feed Your Flock” that had managed to offend some Catholics because it featured what appeared to be a Doritos and Pepsi Max communion?  Well, when I first posted about the ad it was getting some coverage on the web thanks to bloggers who assumed it was Fritolay’s OFFICIAL 2011 Super Bowl commercial.  These folks and their misinformed readers started contacting Doritos and Pepsi and threatened a boycott if the ad aired on Super Sunday.  When Fritolay explained to these people that “Feed Your Flock” was NOT their commercial and was just one of 5,000+ entries in the Crash the Super Bowl contest the complainers then started demanding that the ad not win the contest and be removed from the CTSB website.

And guess what?  Fritolay actually pulled the entry!  So…controversy’s over, right?  Ha…no.  Because Fox News just found out about this like a week and a half ago and just because the ad has been pulled doesn’t mean they can’t squeeze some hatred out of this story. Fox’s “Feed Your Flock” coverage started with this short article on FoxNews.com:  http://nation.foxnews.com/culture/2011/01/04/doritos-ad-offends-christians

DORITOS AD OFFENDS CHRISTIANS:

In what may be another ad campaign gone awry, Doritos is featuring a new Super Bowl advertisement in which a priest, searching for ways to return to the church, has a supposedly brilliant idea: Replacing the host wafer with a Dorito. While the denomination of the church is unclear, what is clear is that most Christian denominations consider the host to be a big portion of communion and might find the commercial, titled “Feed your flock!”, insensitive. A spokesman for Frito-Lay told The Examiner that the commercial had been approved and would not be taken down from the website. [link to video omitted]

That’s the entire article.  It feels like something is missing from that story though, doesn’t it?  Oh!  I know…they managed to leave out the fact that “Feed Your Flock” was just one of thousands of entries submitted to a user-generated ad contest!  Not only that, they actually imply that “Feed Your Flock” was going to be Doritos’ official 2011 Super Bowl ad.  Anyone who had done more than 30 seconds of research about this would know that “Feed Your Flock” was just a video contest entry and that it didn’t even make the Crash the Super Bowl finals.  In fact, by the time that story appeared on Foxnews.com, “Feed Your Flock” had already been pulled from the CTSB website.  So you gotta wonder, did Fox intentionally mislead their readers or did the person who wrote the article not even bother to Google “Feed Your Flock”?

The Foxnews.com story got a flood of angry comments and I guess someone at the network realized they had a potential B.F.D on their hands.  So the story made it to air.  Here’s a link to some awful, random Fox News show featuring some random, awful, blond, Fox News anchor where the topic up for debate is “Feed Your Flock.” If you’re familiar with how the Crash The Super Bowl contest is run and judged you’ll realize what little regard the folks at Fox have for the truth. Right off the bat they just make up their own facts and state that “Feed Your Flock” made it “pretty high up but it didn’t make the cut because of all the controversy.” The ad made it “pretty high up” in the judging? Really?? How the heck do they know that? Answer; they don’t. The anchor even very carefully avoids saying this was an entry for a video contest. She makes it sound like Doritos hired several “groups” (implying ad agencies) to create potential Super Bowl ads for them. Watch if you dare:

Not content to just debate the controversial aspects of this ad, Fox had to take things to the next, malicious level by trying to turn a freaking video contest entry into a MUSLIMS VS. CHRISTIANS thing. If you couldn’t stomach to watch the above clip, one guy on the panel goes off on a “Why is it ok to make fun of Christians but we can’t make fun of Muslims” rant. It’s a Goddamn video contest entry and these people are using it as an excuse to reinforce the Us Vs. Them/Muslim Vs. Christian/All or Nothing paranoia that keeps their creepy network in business.

If only there was someone good and decent wandering the media wasteland that could offer us salvation from the hate-mongers! Enter my TV hero, Stephen Colbert. The other night he gave the above “news” clip some of the context it was lacking.  Skip to 2:24 for the “Feed Your Flock” stuff.

That was awesome.  The great irony of this whole controversy is that “Feed Your Flock” has gotten more and better media coverage than all 10 of the actual Crash the Super Bowl finalists combined!  I mean, the entry made it on Stephen Colbert.  That’s a hell of an accomplishment.

And “Feed Yoru Flock” did make it on to one more notable show; The O’Reilly Factor.  Now, as much as I dislike Fox I gotta admit, Bill O’Reilly is a lot more “fair and balanced” than the rest of the anchors and hosts on his network.  He’s able to get his opinions across without resorting to making up his own facts.  Case in point; here’s his coverage of the “Feed Your Flock” kerfuffle.

You know that things have gotten out of hand when it’s up to Bill O’reiley to be the voice of reason.  He and his guest basically say “hey, it’s not too offensive, Doritos didn’t make it or buy it and the ad didn’t even make the Crash the Super Bowl’s Top 10 so what’s the big deal?”

Let’s wrap this up by giving the final words to Dave Williams and Mike Lyons; the filmmakers who created the ad in question.

I have a google alert set for “Crash the Super Bowl” and I can tell you that “Feed Your Flock” has absolutely dominated the press coverage of the 2011 Crash the Super Bowl contest.  But now that game day is almost here hopefully the media will turn their attention from one video out of thousands that didn’t win to the 10 ads that actually have a shot at airing during the big game.

]]> http://videocontestnews.com/2011/01/24/fox-news-goes-after-a-crash-the-super-bowl-entry/feed/ 2 http://videocontestnews.com/2011/01/05/how-to-cast-a-protest-vote-in-the-ctsb-contest/ http://videocontestnews.com/2011/01/05/how-to-cast-a-protest-vote-in-the-ctsb-contest/#comments Wed, 05 Jan 2011 13:14:29 +0000 Beardy http://videocontestnews.com/?p=3722

Now that you’ve had some time to get over the shock of Fritolay’s bizarre finalist choices in the Crash the Super Bowl contest it’s time to decide which entries you’re going to get behind during the month-long voting process.  What’s that you say, Mr. Sore Loser Man?  You’re so disappointed in Pepsi and Doritos’ Top 10 that you’re not going to vote for any of them?  Well that’s certainly understandable but not voting for any of the videos isn’t going to bother Fritoaly in the slightest.  In fact, you might be giving them exactly what they want.  I’ve heard a slew of theories in the last few days about why Doritos and Pepsi picked several commercials that would be destined to tank if they aired during the Super Bowl.  Some readers have posted comments saying that they think Fritolay wanted to make sure their commercials don’t score all top 3 spots in the Super Bowl ad meter.  (If that happened, they’d have to pay out 5 million dollars in bonuses!)  One 2009 finalist has said that the executives at the ad agency Goodby/Silverstien (they help fritolay run and judge the contest) may be sabotaging the “Crash” on purpose because its continued success is making them and the rest of their industry look bad.  But personally, I believe that the CTSB judges picked several weak, unappealing ads in an effort to funnel votes to the higher quality entries they want to see play during the Super Bowl. After all, the producer who’s ad scores highest on the ad meter wins a contract to produce a big budget commercial for Pepsi Max and Doritos.  So I think the judges stacked the deck in favor of the producers that they think could best handle that assignment.

Or maybe I’m crazy.  Maybe Pepsi and Doritos are totally psyched about all 10 of their selections and consider ALL of them capable of scoring in the Top 3 on the USA Today Super Bowl Ad Meter.  Whatever the case may be, if you choose not to vote for any finalist videos this year, you’re only hurting yourself.  Because every day, 2 random voters will win a pair of tickets to this year’s Super Bowl.  So you might as well vote.  And if you’re going to vote, you might as well try and send a message when you do.  That’s why I’m recommending that you vote for the Pepsi Max finalist and Doritos finalist that probably have the lowest chances of scoring well on the ad meter.  That would be ADAM & EVE for Doritos and ELEVATOR GIRL for Pepsi Max.

Now admittedly, this is kind of a dickish thing to do.  A few of this year’s Crash the Super Bowl finalists are pretty decent and some of them might even stand a chance at landing in the Top 3 on the ad meter.  Isn’t “voting for the worst” just going to hurt the hardworking filmmakers that made good, Super Bowl-worthy ads?  Naaaaw.  Because don’t forget, only 2 ads from each product will get onto the game via the public vote.  Pepsi and Doritos also get to select one ad each from their Top 5′s regardless of how many votes it gets.  So the best ads are already pretty much a lock.

I think Doritos already plans to air “Birthday Wish” and is hoping to also air “House Sitting” and “The Best Part.”  So why do I think “Adam & Eve” is a sacrificial “weak” entry?  Because if it actually makes it to the Super Bowl, it’s doomed to tank on the ad meter.  Nothing interesting happens for the first 20 seconds which means the Ad Meter Focus Groups won’t be turning their dials to “like.”  Doritos has to realize this.  So why would they pick it?  Maybe they’re hoping to stir up some controversy?  I don’t know.  But I am pretty confident that “Adam & Eve” is not an ad they actually want to play during the game.

As for Pepsi, I think they plan to air “Torpedo Cooler” and are hoping to air “Love Hurts” and “First Date.”  “Zero Calories, Psshh!” at least has funny sounds in it and bright colors so it’d score a little higher than “Elevator Girl” on the ad meter.  If I were to meet one of the Pepsi judges tomorrow and if they looked me straight in the eye and told me that they honestly think that “Elevator Girl” is good enough for the Super Bowl and that it has a shot at landing in the Top 3 on the USA Today ad meter I’d call them a liar to their face.  I think “Elevator Girl” is only in the Top 5 because the judges know that no one but the friends and family of the cast and crew of that entry would ever vote for it.  So it has no real shot of making it to air….unless of course some asshole on the internet realized it’d be funny to try and get people to vote for the worst entries!

I know from all the comments and e-mails I’ve gotten this week that a lot of you are really feeling hurt about the way this contest has played out.  And your feelings are justified.  I know that some of you spent months planning multiple entries and spent hundreds or even thousands of dollars on your submissions.  And you did this because until now, only entries that were actually TV-QUALITY had a shot of winning this competition.  So to see an entry like “Zero Calories, Pshh!” make the finals and then read an article like this one where the director reveals that he literally shot and edited the ad in just 2 hours is a major bummer.  Doritos and Pepsi let filmmakers waste their time, money and talent and so those filmmakers have the right to feel a little disgruntled.

Last month, roughly 10,000 people visited this website because they were interested in the Crash the Super Bowl contest.  January is only 5 days old and we’ve already had almost 5,000 unique visitors this month.  People are coming here because they are upset about the choices that Pepsi and Doritos made and they literally had no place else to go to vent their frustrations.  I cannot tell you how many e-mails and comments I’ve gotten that said “thank you for letting me know I’m not crazy and that some of these choices are just not good.”

So in all seriousness, if you want to let the folks at Fritolay know that they made some bad decisions, you’re going to have to prove it to them.  And the way you prove it to them is by voting the weakest entries onto the Super Bowl where they will crash and burn on the Ad Meter Poll.  I don’t know about you but I think it’d be hilarious if we could actually get “Elevator Girl” to play for 100 million people.  And I think it’s do-able.  As I just mentioned, many thousands of people are going to see this post and most of them already are registered at CrashtheSuperbowl.com.  Voting in this contest is incredibly easy.  It will take you 10 seconds and you can vote for one Pepsi Max entry and one Doritos entry per day.  There are still 26 days left in the voting.  So let’s help Pepsi Max and Doritos get what they apparently want by voting for the worst of this year’s 10 Crash the Super Bowl finalists.  Click the “Adam & Eve” and “Elevator Girl” images above to vote for those ads or follow this link:  http://www.crashthesuperbowl.com.

And if you’re one of the people who worked on these two ads, all I can say is this is nothing personal.  I can’t fault you one bit for winning this contest.  As one reader said in a comment, you won the lotto in a contest that was supposed to be based on skill.  So just sit back and enjoy the ride.  You do want your ad to air during the big game, don’t you?  Well great!  Then let us try and make that happen for you!