Frito-Lay has published the budgets for all 10 Crash the Super Bowl finalists and the numbers are all over the place. The judges really picked a diverse set of finalists here. Well….I mean to say they picked a FINANCIALLY diverse set of finalists. The roster of filmmakers that created these ads isn’t diverse at all. All ten of them are white guys. But let’s save that PC rant for another day and focus on the good news; a lot of low-budget entries managed to make the top 10. And here’s another fun fact: there are ZERO re-peat finalists this year. Hardcore Crash the Super Bowl fans will understand why that’s a big deal. A lot of the same people seem to win this contest every year. Doritos has run The Crash 8 times now and they picked at least one re-peat finalist in 2014, 2013, 2012, 2011, 2010 and 2009. But I guess that trend has finally been broken. So the 2015 finalists are all first-timers. That’s kinda neat. Anyways, here’s what everyone spent on their entries:
1. “Doritos Angler” by James Bedford, UK: $20
2. “What Could Go Wrong?” by Alex Pepper, USA: $80
3. “Trouble in the Back Seat” by Jason Johnson, USA: $100
4. “Baby’s First Word” by Travis Braun, USA: $350
5. “Mis-Spelling Bee” by Brian Kleinschmidt, USA: $500
6. “Doritos Manchild” by Armand de Saint-Salvy, Australia: $700
7. “Selfish Sneezers” by Devon Ferguson, Canada: $800
8. “The Lemonade Stand” by David Horowitz, USA: $1,200
9. “When Pigs Fly” by Graham Talbot, Canada: $1,200
10. “Middle Seat” by Scott Zabielski, USA: $2,000
In case you haven’t seen it yet, here’s what a $2,000 video contest entry looks like:
Two grand is a lot of money to spend on a commercial that has a 1 in 4,900 chance of winning a million dollars. But there are only two “great” entries on this list and “Middle Seat” is one of them. But that ad looks like it cost a lot more than $2,000. The director didn’t just pull out his camera and start filming on a real plane. That’s a set that filmmakers in LA can rent. But I’m guessing the director was able to call in a lot of favors because guess what…? His name is Scott Zabielski and that dude is the producer and director of Tosh.0! His IMDB page says he’s directed 139 episodes of the Comedy Central show. (I assume that’s all of them) This news came as a bit of a shock because The Crash is supposed to be for amateur filmmakers who want to break into the industry and win their “Dream Job” at Universal Studios. But it sounds like Mr. Zabielski already has a dream job. What’s going to happen if he wins? Is he going to quit Tosh.0 so he can become a glorified assistant at Universal? In January 2012 it was announced that Zabielski was going to direct the new Police Academy movie. That film’s been in development hell for five years now and he’s no longer attached to the project. But there’s no way that will be his last, big offer. Eventually he’s going to get a chance to direct a major motion picture and his career will be set.
So why did he feel that he needed this opportunity too? Is he just after the million bucks? I don’t think it’s ethical for a successful pro to try and compete in a contest that was created for “aspiring” filmmakers. But I will say this; so far no one associated with Tosh.0 has asked people to vote for “Middle Seat.” That’s a lucky break for the other finalists because if Daniel Tosh or Comedy Central or Tosh.0’s twitter account were to plug Zabielski’s entry, “Middle Seat” would win the online vote (and the million dollars) in a landslide.
JANUARY 15th UPDATE:
Wow. It looks like this post really freaked somebody out. I’ve been getting slammed with angry comments all day. Basically “people” are mad that I said it was unethical for the director of “Middle Seat” (and Tosh.0), Scott Zabielski, to enter the Crash the Super Bowl contest because he was already a very successful filmmaker. All of the comments were coming from first-time commenters and most of them were posted under goofy, fake names. So after a few hours it became obvious that something fishy was going on. Here’s the first comment that I received:
This person claimed to be a former Crash the Super Bowl finalist. So I decided to check VCN’s traffic logs and see who actually left this comment. Here’s the data for Mr. “Cheerios Are the Best.”
Heh. Ok. Well, I guess there are two possibilities here. Either a former Crash the Super Bowl finalist quit filmmaking to work for William Morris or Scott Zabielski is represented by someone at the agency.
That was just the first of maybe 9 or 10 weird comments I got today. I won’t post them all. If you’d like to read them, just check out the comment section of this post. Basically a bunch of “people” called me a few names, defended Zabielski and told me my opinions were ridiculous. Most of it was run-of-the-mill anonymous Internet smack talk. But a few comments were a little more sinister. Some “people” tried to divert attention away from the Tosh.0 guy by bashing three other Crash the Super Bowl finalists. As you already saw, the William Morris guy accused one finalist of plagiarism. And a commenter named “Michael Brannigan” tried to out two other finalists as “professionals.” He even provided links to these directors’ websites. But Brannigan’s definition of a pro was pretty generous. One guy did have some great commercials on his site but “Brannigan” didn’t realize that they were all video contest entries. And the biggest thing the other filmmaker ever shot was a promo for the Sochi Olympics. One promo and some spec ads hardly put these guys on the same level as the producer/director of Comedy Central’s highest-rated show.
So where did these comments come from? They all came from different IP addresses but most of the comments were made with an iPhone on AT&T’s wireless network. Also, none of these users were “referred” to the site by an outside link. So they didn’t get to VCN via twitter or facebook or wherever. They either had this article bookmarked or they typed the actual address to VCN in their browser:
I’m guessing that the iPhone Guy’s IP address kept changing because he was out and about and he kept jumping onto different networks. But late last night I got another comment from the iPhone guy….
I guess iPhone Guy was home by then because he was logged into his personal Wifi account…..
So Mr. iPhone Guy, the guy who had been posting angry comments all day using multiple IP addresses, fake names and fake e-mail addresses and who had tried to make some of the other Crash the Super Bowl finalists look bad lives in Burbank, California. I wonder who else lives in Burbank…..
I’ve been covering the Crash the Super Bowl contest since 2009 and I’ve never had something like this happen before. Obviously I don’t know for sure that Zabielski (and maybe his agent) were behind all the nasty comments I got today but I’d be willing to bet Dollars to Doritos that Zabielski owns an iPhone and that he has VideoContestNews.com saved in his bookmarks.
If the director of “Middle Seat” really did do all this it was a pretty dumb move on his part. The rules of the Crash the Super Bowl contest are pretty clear…..
Sponsor reserves the right, at its sole discretion, to disqualify any individual deemed to be (a) tampering or attempting to tamper with the entry or voting process or the operation of the Contest or any Sponsor or Contest-related Web Site; (b) violating these Official Rules; (c) violating the Contest Sites’ terms of service, conditions of use and/or applicable general rules or guidelines; (d) acting in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner, or with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten or harass any other person; or (e) engaging in fraud, dishonesty or illegal activity; (f) attempting to deliberately damage or corrupt or otherwise attempting to undermine the legitimate operation of the Contest, and/or Sponsor’s business operations, including without limitation by cheating, hacking, deception, and/or other unfair practices, including but not limited to using automated entry or voting programs and/or devices; (g) colluding to alter the results of the Contest; and/or (h) giving false or misleading information to Sponsor or Contest Parties.
Mr. iPhone Guy behaved in an unsportsmanlike manner today. He also harassed and annoyed another person and because he used fake names and e-mail addresses, he engaged in fraud and dishonesty. If a that person turns out to be a Crash the Super Bowl finalist he could be in danger of being disqualified.
Fortunately for Zabielski, it would be almost impossible for anyone to prove who actually posted all these comments. So let this story be a warning to all you Crash the Super Bowl finalists out there. If some dumbass blogger doesn’t like your entry (or the fact that you entered a contest for “aspiring” filmmakers even though you’re already the director of one of the most popular shows on cable) don’t send that guys a bunch of nasty anonymous comments. But if you do feel the need to talk some trash, at least be a man and use your real name.