What is a VideoDOGrapher?  Well it’s a Dog-Videographer, of course.  Yes, dogs have mastered the art of filmmaking and if  you ask me, they’re totally f-ing up the industry.  Dogs are willing to shoot projects for milk bones and belly scratches so they’re being offered all the gigs that used to go to human videographers.  Heh….I’m exaggerating of course.  I’ve been accepting payment in the form of belly scratches for years now so I don’t really see dog filmmakers as much of a threat.   Now if squirrels were to learn the art of filmmaking that would be scary.  I bet squirrels would work for …….PEANUTS! LOLOLOLOLOL!

JW Pet Company just wrapped up a video contest for “videodographers” and the grand prize winner is going to receive a 2013 Jeep Wrangler.  A panel of judges picked the winners in this contest (as opposed to a public vote) which is why the top video is actually good.

Grand prize winner. Prize: A 2013 Jeep Wrangler:

The AVR on that Jeep is $30,995 which means that the winning videodographer is going to get totally slammed when he does his taxes next year.  When you “win” a $30,000 car you’re really sort of winning the chance to buy it for only like $6,000 because that’s about how much you’re going to wind up paying to the IRS.  So if you ever win a car you should probably just sell it immediately and put aside some of the cash so you can pay your taxes later.  Or you could just torch your old car and fake your death.  But take that suggestion with a grain of salt because it’s the advice my dogccountant gives me pretty much I win any contest prize.

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