Zack Snyder pranks the Crash the Super Bowl finalists

The sponsors of the Crash the Super Bowl contest love torturing their finalists.  It’s one of the weirdest and most interesting aspects of the entire promotion.  I’ve always thought it was a little bit cruel (and brilliant) to make the finalists sit and watch the Super Bowl live to find out who actually won.  But that’s just the final plunge in a month-long emotional roller coaster.  The selected filmmakers are always notified a week or two before the Top 5 (or this year, the top 3) are made public.  But the new finalists are sworn to secrecy; they can’t even tell their teammates that they made it to the final round.  I’m guessing that most finalists are forced to flat-out lie when their friends start asking them “hey, did you hear anything from Doritos yet???”

In recent years the sponsors have even messed with the finalists when they called with the good news.  (A celebrity connected with the contest like Michael Bay would make the call and hold off on revealing his identity.)  But this year Frito-Lay took things to a whole new level when they decided to pull an elaborate prank on the three semi-finalists that had been selected for the next round.  The company flew a bunch of the potential finalists to LA and took them on a Warner Brothers backlot tour…..or at least that’s what the winners thought was happening.  Watch this video for the full story:



That was pretty friggin’ great.  The sponsors basically set up a prank within a prank.  It was a stroke of genius to have actors play the other “semi-finalists” because it would be kind of sadistic to fly someone in, get their hopes up, and then tell them to their face that they DIDN’T make the Top 3.  It’s probably for the best that this is the last year for the Crash because the folks over at Doritos are getting a little diabolical with this stuff.

Doritos announces their picks for the 2016 Crash the Super Bowl finals!

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D-Day is finally here!  This afternoon Doritos revealed which three Crash the Super Bowl entries will be advancing to the finals.  These three ads were selected from a pool of 50 semi-finalists that were announced in December.  Last fall Frito-Lay received more than 4,500 submissions so a director’s chances of making the finals were 1 in 1,500.  Here are the 3 ads that made the cut.  Overall all I think these ads are solid picks and they range from “good” to “really good.”

Doritos Dogs

Creator:  Jacob Chase from Los Angeles, CA
Budget:  $1,000



Every year I try and predict which entries will make the finals and this time around the only pick I got right was Doritos Dogs.  It’s a cute, fun entry that is just a perfect fit for the Crash the Super Bowl contest.  The image of the giant dog-man is really incredible.  I’ve watched this entry a a few times and it does get a little boring after repeat viewings.  But FritoLay could easily cut this commercial down to 15 seconds.  I think this entry is going to win the online vote by a landslide and a 15-second cutdown of Doritos Dogs will probably run on TV for months. VCN’S GRADE:  A-

Ultrasound

Creator:  Peter Carstairs from Melbourne, Australia
Budget:  $2,000



Maybe it’s just me but I think this ad is freaking creepy!  It’s also funny and based on a good idea but something just feels sort of wrong here.  Some bouncy background music probably would have helped lighten the tone a little.  To be honest, I’m shocked that this entry made the Top 3.  I’m not really sure that CBS will want to air Ultrasound during the PG-rated Super Bowl.  Some uptight parents might get upset if their young kids learn about the mechanics of childbirth during a football game.  Plus some viewers might get freaked out by the punchline; the mental image of a baby shooting out of a woman’s vagina is kinda terrifying.  (at least the Doctor mentions that the baby is only a few days away from being born).  I’d really like to know if the network has pre-approved this ad.  If they haven’t, maybe the judges picked this one because they know it will be rejected.  If the winning entry can’t air during the Super Bowl, I assume the ad that came in 2nd will be named the as the winner.  So when the judges picked Ultrasound they may have secretly been staking the deck in favor of one of the other finalists.  VCN’S GRADE:  B-

Swipe For Doritos

Creator:  David Rudy from Los Angeles, CA
Budget:  $4,500



This is a cool ad and I think people will really like the visual effects.  But I’ve always been put-off by big-budget Crash the Super Bowl entries.  This contest is supposed to be about helping an outsider “crash” into the industry.  The creator of this ad apparently owns a talent agency and I’m guessing that most of the women in this commercial are his clients.  The most recognizable face is of course Doris Roberts from Everybody Loves Raymond.  But the other women all have serious resumes too.  (you may recognize the “I’d sneak out for you” girl from Parks and Recreation and the mom from Wet Hot American Summer.)  Casting recognizable actresses in this ad seemed unnecessary.  It feels like the director was sort of showing off.  I thought Frito-Lay created this contest to see what kind of ads the “average joes” out there in middle American could make.  But if you can spend $4,500 on your entry and if you can get a 5-time Emmy winner to do a favor for you then you don’t really need any help breaking into the industry.  Having said all that, I do think that this is a good commercial.  I just wish the judges hadn’t picked it because it goes against the crowdsoucing premise of the competition.  VCN’S GRADE: B

Voting in the CTSB contest is now underway and will last the rest of the month.  The ad that gets the most votes by January 31st will air during the Super Bowl and the creator will receive a million dollars plus a chance to work with the director Zach Snyder.  The two runners-up will each win $100,000.  Everyone is allowed to vote once a day (per device).  You’ll need to register before you can vote but you can automatically sign up with your facebook, twitter or Google + accounts.  If you’d like to vote, head here:  https://crashthesuperbowl.doritos.com/finalists

Which 3 entries will make the 2016 Crash the Super Bowl finals?

Frito-Lay usually notifies the Crash the Super Bowl finalists on or around December 21st but I remember one year when they called the winners on Christmas Eve.  I have a feeling that the Top 3 filmmakers have already been notified but if you made the top 50 you should still leave your phone on tomorrow.

The Top 3 ads won’t be reveaked until January 4th but I thought now would be a good time for me to make my annual CTSB predictions.  Here are the three entries that I think will make the 2016 Crash the Super Bowl finals.  I think all of these videos are great but I didn’t pick these ads because they’re my favorites.  These are the 3 entries that I think the judges will like the most.  Here they are in no particular order:

I Don’t Think That’s a Leaf Blower by Stefano Pennisi (USA):

No Dogs Allowed by Jacob Chase (USA):

Paranormal Snacktivity by Logan Paul (USA):


 
I picked these three ads for several reasons:

  1.  The production values are excellent and they all look like “real” TV commercials.
  2.  These ads fit the style of humor that the judges usually like.
  3.  The judges usually like ads with lots of action and very little dialogue.
  4. The sponsor wants their Super Bowl commercial to be re-watchable and all of these ads will stay funny after multiple viewings.
  5.  These videos are all buzzworthy.  The judges like ads that will get a lot of social media shares.  I think a lot of people would share these commercials on facebook and twitter the day after the game.

Crash the Super Bowl finalists are always sworn to secrecy but non-winning semi-finalists can probably talk about their status.  So if you made the top 50 but did NOT get a call from Doritos, maybe you could leave a comment and let us know.

Doritos announced 50 (surprisingly decent!) Crash the Super Bowl Semi-Finalists

Doritos-semi-finalistsThis year Doritos received more than 4,500 entries for the Crash the Super Bowl contest and on December 1st the judges over at Frito-Lay whittled that number down to 50 Semi-Finalists.  50 may seem like a big number and it is; last year there were only 25 semi-finalists.  But since this is the final CTSB contest and since 2016 marks the company’s 50th anniversary the sponsors decided to go big and pick 50 ads for the next round of judging.  In January, the judges will pick just 3 finalists and then a few weeks of public voting will commence.  The ad that gets the most votes will win a million bucks and air during the Super Bowl.  The other two finalists will each receive $100,000.  The 47 Semi-Finalists who don’t make the Top 3 will receive $2,000 a piece.

I’ve watched all 50 Semi-Finalists and I’m very impressed with the judges picks this year.  Last year’s slate of Semi-Finalists included some real clunkers.  It seemed like the judges intentionally some gross or sexy ads because they wanted to milk some extra views from videos that had no chance of making the finals.  But this time around it seems like the judges really wanted to target millennials.  A lot of the entries feature the quick cuts and tongue-in-cheek absurdist humor that you’ll see in a lot of popular Vines or Youtube videos.  Here’s an example of what I’m talking about.  Over the last few years I’ve seen at least a dozen entries that used the title “Paranormal Snacktivity” but this is the first one that actually made me laugh:



I thought that was pretty great.  In any other year I would say this entry was a shoo-in for the finals.  But I think at least 40% of the Semi-Finalists are good enough to make it to the Top 3.  Here are a few other entries that I really enjoyed.  The first one is probably my favorite….



I went though all the semi-finalists and I jotted down some raw data.  Here are some random factoids:

  • 45 of 50 semi-finalists are men
  • 5 of 50 semi-finalists are women
  • 41 of 50 semi-finalists are from the USA
  • 9 of 50 semi-finalists are from other countries
  • 4 semi-finalists are from Australia
  • Israel, Canada, Romania, Denmark and the Netherlands each had one semi-finalist.

One more fun fact:  As far as I can tell, only ONE past finalist made it to the semi-finals this year.  The one repeater I spotted is Jonathan Friedman.  In 2012 his Doritos ad Man’s Best Friend aired during the Super Bowl and won the million dollar grand prize.  Usually I’m kind of critical of past winners who enter the contest again but since this is the final Crash I figure all bets are off.  Plus this director happened to make my favorite ad in the Top 50 (the one with the guy who faints when he sees Doritos.)  I’m sure some other past finalists made the cut so if anyone recognizes any names, please let me know.

This year it’s going to tough to predict which ads will make the finals but I’ll post my picks for the Top 3 later this month.  Feel free to share your own thoughts about the semi-finalists in the comment section below!

Here are all 46 Crash the Super Bowl finalists from the past 10 years!

Making the Crash the Super Bowl finals is one of the hardest accomplishments in the world of filmmaking.  This year there were 8,061 short film submitted to Sundance and 60 shorts made the final cut.  That means your odds of being selected for the most prestigious film festival in the country are 1 in 134 (0.7%.)  But last fall Doritos received more than 4,900 Crash the Superbowl entries and only 10 of those ads made it to the finals.  So your chances of making the Top 10 were just 1 in 490 (0.2%.)  And this year it’s going to be even harder to make the finals because this time the judges will only be picking THREE finalists.

So if you want to go all the way you’re going to have to work your ass off.  And the road to victory begins with RESEARCH.  Before you schedule a brainstorming session or write a single line of dialogue you should watch and analyze all the CTSB finalists from the past 10 years.  Watching these commercials will show you exactly the type of ads that the judges like.  So I’ve done something that literally no one else has ever done; I’ve compiled a list of all 46 ads that have made the CTSB finals since the contest was launched in 2005.  If I tried to embed 46 youtube videos in one post my site would probably crash so instead of videos I’ve posted screen shots of each entry. If you’d like to watch the actual ad on youtube just click the screenshot.

 

2014 – 2015 finalists:

The judges usually pick 5 finalists but last year they picked 10.  The quality in this set of finalists is really all over the place.  Some ads are actually kinda bad and they really didn’t deserve to make the finals.  Frito-Lay made a big deal about the contest “going global” so they had to pick a few token international entries even if those ads weren’t as good as the finalists from the US.  I also suspect that the judges picked a few gross ads just to try and generate a little lowest-common-denominator social media buzz.  So take this set of semi-finalists with a grain of salt.

 

Middle Seat (USA)
Middle Seat.  Aired during the 2015 Super Bowl. WINNER: One Million dollar grand prize.
When Pigs Fly
When Pigs Fly.  Aired during the 2015 Super Bowl. WINNER: $500,000 2nd place prize.
doritos-angler
Doritos Angler. CTSB IX finalist.
Baby's First Words (USA)
Baby’s First Word.  CTSB IX finalist.
Selfish Sneezers (USA)
Selfish Sneezers.  CTSB IX finalist.
Lemonade Stand (USA)
Lemonade Stand.  CTSB IX finalist.
Trouble in the Backseat (USA)
Trouble in the Backseat.  CTSB IX finalist.
Miss-spelling Bee (USA)
Miss-spelling Bee.  CTSB IX finalist.
What could go Wrong? (USA)
What could go Wrong?  CTSB IX finalist.
Doritos Manchild
Doritos Manchild.  CTSB IX finalist.

2013 – 2014 finalists:

time machine
Time Machine.  Aired during the 2014 Super Bowl. WINNER: One Million dollar grand prize.
Cowboy Kid
Cowboy Kid. Aired during the 2014 Super Bowl. $50,000 2nd Place Winner.
Breakroom Ostritch
Breakroom Ostrich. CTSB VIII finalist.
Office Thief
Office Thief.  CTSB VIII finalist.
fingercleaner
Finger Cleaner. CTSB VIII finalist.

2012 – 2013 finalists:

Goat 4 Sale
Goat 4 Sale.  Aired during the 2013 Super Bowl.  1st Place WINNER.
Fashionista Daddy
Fashionista Daddy. Aired during the 2013 Super Bowl. Runner-Up.
Road Chip
Road Chip. Aired during the Super Bowl. Runner-Up.
Express Checkout
Express Checkout. CTSB VII finalist.
Fetch
Fetch. CTSB VII finalist.

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2011 – 2012 finalists:

Man’s Best Friend. Aired During the 2012 Super Bowl. WINNER: Million dollar Ad Meter bonus.
Sling Baby. Aired During the 2012 Super Bowl. WINNER: Million dollar Facebook poll bonus
Bird of Prey.  CTSB VI finalist.
Dog Park. CTSB VI finalist.
Hot Wild Girls.  CTSB VI finalist.

2010 – 2011 finalists:

Pug Attack. Aired during the 2011 Super Bowl. WINNER: Million dollar Ad Meter bonus.
The Best Part. CTSB V finalist. Aired during the 2011 Super Bowl.
Adam and Eve. CTSB V finalist.
Birthday Wish. CTSB V finalist.
House Sitting. Aired during the Super Bowl. WINNER: $400,000 ad meter bonus

2009 – 2010 finalists:

Underdog. Aired during the 2010 Super Bowl. WINNER: $600,000 Ad Meter bonus.
Snack Attack Samurai. CTSB IV finalist. Aired during the 2010 Super Bowl.
The Smackout. CTSB IV finalist.
Casket. CTSB IV finalist. Aired during the 2010 Super Bowl.
House Rules. CTSB IV finalist. Aired during the 2010 Super Bowl.
Kids These Days. CTSB IV finalist.

2008 – 2009 finalists:

Free Doritos. Aired during the Super Bowl. WINNER: Million dollar Ad Meter bonus.
The Power of the Crunch. CTSB III finalist. -Also Aired During the 2009 Super bowl.
New Flavor Pitch. CTSB III finalist.
The Chase. CTSB III finalist.
Too Delicious. CTSB III finalist.


NOTE: Doritos did not run a commercial contest in 2008-2009. Instead, CTSB II was a music-themed contest.

2006 – 2007 finalists:

Live the Flavor. WINNER. Aired during the 2007 Super Bowl.
Checkout Girl. CTSB I finalist. -Aired during the 2007 Super Bowl.
Mousetrap. CTSB I finalist. -Aired a year later during the 2008 Super Bowl.
A Chip Lover’s Dream. CTSB I finalist.
Duct Tape. CTSB I finalist.